Logo Satire Film Crew T-Shirt | Premium Film Production Apparel | Bella Canvas
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Confused about where you're working? The studios aren't the only ones who can merge. This t-shirt is for the battle-tested film production veterans who know who their working for because they've already lived through budget meetings.
Why You'll Love It (More Than Last-Minute Script Changes): Crafted on the industry-standard Bella + Canvas 3001 – the same reliable choice trusted by costume departments everywhere – this tee delivers premium comfort that's tougher than explaining why we need 47 takes of the same shot. The 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton feels softer than a producer's apology and more durable than your sanity after wrap.
Production-Tested Features:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for luxury-level comfort (unlike your call times)
- Side-seamed, unisex tailored fit that looks professional even when you haven't slept in 20 hours
- DTG printing optimized construction ensures your fearless motto stays bold through countless wash cycles
- Eco-friendly production processes because we care about the environment (and our consciences)
- Multiple color options – choose your battle armor wisely
Perfect For: Wrap parties, family gatherings where relatives ask "where are you working now," Halloween (because you're already dressed as someone who's seen it all), production meetings, and casual encounters with actual scary things that pale in comparison to overtime without meal penalties.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (like the coffee at 4 AM), tumble dry low. This shirt will survive longer than most indie film budgets.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |