My Agent Ghosted Me Film Crew Hoodie | Premium Film Production Apparel | Gildan®
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Meet the cutest representation of career abandonment you'll ever see! Featuring an adorable ghost in a tiny business suit (because even in the afterlife, they maintain that professional appearance), this hoodie perfectly captures the modern entertainment industry experience. Your agent may have vanished into the ether faster than a producer's promises, but at least this little specter looks apologetic about it. Unlike your actual representation, this ghost will never leave you hanging.
Why You'll Love It (More Than Unreturned Calls): Crafted on the reliable Gildan® 18500 – more dependable than any talent agency – this hoodie offers the comfort and consistency your career currently lacks. Made from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester, it's softer than your agent's excuse for not returning your calls and more present than they've been since pilot season ended.
Hauntingly Good Features:
- A heavy blend hoodie. Crafted from a soft blend of 50% cotton and 50% polyester.
- Features a double-lined hood with matching drawstring.
- The fabric's air jet yarn offers a softer feel and reduces pilling.
- Includes a front pouch pocket, and rib knit cuffs and waistband with spandex.
Perfect For: Industry mixers where you pretend to still have representation, coffee meetings with new potential agents, explaining to casting directors why your materials are "in transition," family dinners where relatives ask about your "Hollywood connections," and casual encounters with successfully represented actors (wear with confidence).
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (like your agent's shoulder), tumble dry low. This hoodie will stick around longer than your last three representatives combined.
Finally, a ghost that's actually cute – and infinitely more reliable than the original.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 68.6 | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 84 | 86 |
| B) Width (cm) | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152.4 | 162 | 172 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76.2 | 81 | 86 |
| C) Sleeve Length (cm) | 85.1 | 87.6 | 90.2 | 92.7 | 95.3 | 97.8 | 100 | 103 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33.1 | 33.9 |
| B) Width (inches) | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 60 | 63.8 | 67.7 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 30 | 31.9 | 33.9 |
| C) Sleeve Length (inches) | 33.5 | 34.5 | 35.5 | 36.5 | 37.5 | 38.5 | 39.4 | 40.6 |
Care Instructions
| General | The Gildan 18500 hoodie is known for its robust fabric blend, comfort, and versatility, making it a popular choice for bulk orders and custom designs. |
| Wash | Machine wash with cold water is recommended to maintain the integrity of the fabric. |
| Dry | Tumble dry on medium setting. |
| Store | This hoodie is widely available online through various retailers, offering ease of purchase. |