Pendant Publishing T-Shirt | Premium TV Series Apparel | Bella Canvas
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Yada yada yada... you need this shirt! Represent the publishing house that's all about nothing – and everything! Pendant Publishing brings you quality literature with that special something that makes readers say "Not that there's anything wrong with that!" Whether you're a master of your domain in the literary world, someone whose reading habits are gold Jerry, GOLD!, or just appreciate when fictional companies have more personality than real ones, this tee is sponge-worthy of your wardrobe.
Why You'll Love It (It's Real and It's Spectacular): Crafted on the premium Bella + Canvas – smoother than Kenny Kramer's schemes and more reliable than Newman's mail delivery – this tee delivers publishing-house quality that would make even the Soup Nazi approve. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it's softer than a cashmere sweater and more comfortable than Kramer's vintage clothes. No shrinkage here!
Festivus-Worthy Features:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for that "serenity now" comfort
- Classic publishing house typography that's giddy-up gorgeous
- Professional design that says "I work in publishing" (wink wink)
- Side-seamed, unisex tailored fit that looks great whether you're close-talking or keeping your distance
- DTG printing optimized design ensures your literary pride stays vibrant through countless laugh tracks
- Eco-friendly production because even George would recycle for the right reasons
- Multiple color options – because variety is the spice of life (unlike Kenny Rogers' Roasters)
Perfect For: Book clubs, comedy marathons, explaining publishing to civilians, coffee shop writing sessions, and anyone who believes that the best stories come from observing the absurdity of everyday life.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (like revenge), tumble dry low. This shirt has hand-washable quality but machine convenience – it's a win-win!
Where literature meets laughter – because sometimes the best stories are about absolutely nothing at all.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |