Vandelay Industries T-Shirt | Premium TV Series Apparel | Bella Canvas
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What's the deal with fake companies? Here's one that's real and it's spectacular! Vandelay Industries has been the gold standard of fictional enterprises since day one – importing, exporting, and specializing in the finest latex goods this side of the Upper West Side. Whether you're an importer, an exporter, or just someone who appreciates when business ventures are born out of pure desperation and genius, this shirt proves that sometimes the best companies exist entirely in our imagination. Not that there's anything wrong with that!
Why You'll Love It (It's Giddy-Up Great!): Crafted on the premium Bella + Canvas – smoother than George's lies and more reliable than Kramer's get-rich-quick schemes – this tee delivers import-export quality that would make even Jerry's dad proud. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it's softer than cashmere (but won't make you look like a pirate) and more durable than Newman's grudges. This shirt is sponge-worthy of your entire wardrobe!
Master-of-Your-Domain Features:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for that "serenity now" comfort
- Complete business credentials: Import, Export, AND Fine Latex Goods (the trifecta!)
- Professional typography that says "I definitely work here" with a straight face
- Side-seamed, unisex tailored fit that looks great whether you're close-talking or keeping appropriate distance
- DTG printing optimized design ensures your business credentials stay sharp through countless episodes
- Eco-friendly production because even George would go green for the right tax breaks
- Multiple color options – because like Jerry's apartment, variety is key
Perfect For: Job interviews (wink wink), networking events where you need a conversation starter, explaining your "work" to overly curious relatives, and anyone who believes that the best business plans are born from panic and creativity.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (like George's feet), tumble dry low. No shrinkage – we're not in the pool!
Where business meets brilliance – because sometimes the most successful companies are the ones that never actually existed!
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |