The Very Big Corporation of America T-Shirt | Premium Movie Apparel | Bella Canvas
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Welcome to the most absurdly magnificent corporate empire ever conceived! This shirt celebrates The Very Big Corporation of America, where business meets brilliance and corporate culture gets wonderfully silly. Perfect for anyone who appreciates when capitalism meets comedy, believes that the best companies don't take themselves too seriously, and understands that sometimes the most profound business insights come wrapped in the most ridiculous packaging. It's not just a corporation – it's a way of life that's completely different!
Why You'll Love It (And Now for Something Completely Different): Crafted on the premium Bella + Canvas – more reliable than a dead parrot and infinitely more comfortable than medieval torture devices – this tee delivers corporate-level quality with Python-esque panache. Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, it's softer than a wafer-thin mint and more durable than the Knights who say "Ni!" This shirt knows the meaning of comfort, and it's willing to share it.
Monumentally Corporate Features:
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for that "executive suite" comfort
- Bold corporate typography that's both serious and silly (perfectly balanced)
- Professional design that says "I mean business" while winking at absurdity
- Side-seamed, unisex tailored fit that looks great whether you're running a corporation or running away from one
- DTG printing optimized design ensures your corporate pride stays fresh through every silly walk
- Eco-friendly production because even very big corporations should care about very small planets
- Multiple color options – because variety is the spice of life (unlike spam, spam, spam)
Perfect For: Corporate team-building events, comedy appreciation gatherings, business meetings that need more levity, Python fan conventions, and anyone who believes that the best workplaces combine professionalism with a healthy sense of the ridiculous.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition of laundry), tumble dry low. This shirt will keep your corporate spirit looking brilliantly absurd through every adventure.
Where business meets brilliance – because the meaning of corporate life is to have a good laugh while getting things done.
Size guide
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 | 83.8 | 85 | 88.8 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 | 142.2 | 152 | 162.6 |
| B) Half Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 | 71.1 | 76 | 81.3 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 33.5 | 35 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 | 56 | 59.8 | 64 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 | 28 | 29.9 | 32 |
Care Instructions
| General | A top-choice garment known for its softness, durability, and compatibility with DTG printing, making it a favorite in both retail and promotional markets |
| Wash | Maintain the tee's quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print |
| Dry | Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash |
| Store | Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors. |